Description
Fueled by Coffee and Questionable Plot Choices Raccoon Shirt.
Coffee in hand. Book open. Zero regrets about last night’s chapter choices.
This is Poppy Corn’s natural habitat — and honestly, yours too.
Whether those plot choices were ones you read at midnight and absolutely should have put down, or ones you wrote at midnight and are now questioning in the cold light of morning — Poppy is here for all of it, coffee in paw, completely unbothered.
Because readers make questionable reading choices. Writers make questionable plot choices. And both of us need significantly more coffee than is probably healthy.
This shirt features Poppy Corn — contemporary romance and romantic comedy author, rendered here as a bespectacled raccoon mid-read, coffee in paw, deeply committed to her choices.
Features:
* Soft, comfortable unisex fit
* Available as a T-shirt, Crewneck Sweatshirt, & Hoodie
* Sizes Sm–4xl
* Available in Black and Navy
* Professionally printed design
Perfect Gift For:
* Readers who run on coffee and one more chapter
* Writers who run on coffee and questionable narrative decisions (I see you)
* Midlife women who have strong opinions about plot twists – in books and in life
* Book club members, BookTok fans, and Bookstagrammers
* Readers who feel everything deeply
* Romance readers, fantasy readers, sci-fi readers, romcom readers
* Librarians and teachers
* The perfect gift for the reader or writer in your life – or yourself, which Poppy fully endorses over her coffee cup
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out * Tumble dry low * Do not iron directly on design
Questions? Message me — I’m happy to help!
